Something about a Tomb Raid in Essex

Lara reads the E-mail for thirty seconds, then slams the desk with her hand and shouts "SHIT!!!"

"Everything okay?" You ask.

"No" Lara says reclining back into her chair. "My next door neighbour is also a Tomb Raider."

"Wow two Tomb Raiders on the same street, what are the chances of that happening." You comment.

"Well she used to work for me, ten years ago she joined me and then when she figured out how it all works, she stopped working for me and taking all my jobs, any tomb I would find out about she would be there first. Now everyone goes to her for jobs and I am broke." Lara confesses.

"Why didn't you get your old IT guy to hack her E-Mail and find her jobs?" You ask.

"Bryce wouldn't do it because he was Fucking her behind my back, so he just kept saying that he was unable to hack it, but I knew he was lying." She continued. "He now works for her."

"So what's with the E-Mail?" You ask.

"Well there is this unknown tomb in Essex, and she has been asked by the Queen to go in and fetch some item called 'The Control Orb'." She says. "It's worth a fortune."

"So why don't you go and get it before her?" You continue to ask questions.

"Because ever since the Government found out about it they put a state of the are security team at the entrance, its next to imposable to get through. I could have done it if I had Bryce, but without a IT guy like him I wont be able to do it." She tells you moving from her seat to pour herself a large Whisky.

"Well I can do that for you!" You tell her.

"Really, you can hack the Government computers, and will be able to open doors and close them within a seconds notice?" She asks.

"Yes, I can do all that," you say.

"Okay." She says "Right here is the plan"