Something RIDICULOUS (15+ Inches)

It's about time! You're 18 and legal. And you've had a gift you've been dying to the opportunity to show off... and perhaps monetize! Your cock is seriously something to behold... it looks downright fake. About a foot long soft, and who-knows-how-big when hard: your 12-inch ruler hasn't given a conclusive measurement. You've been waiting to be legal to walk into the nearest porn studio and walk out with a big, fat contract and dollar signs for pupils.

Unless...