Someone else knew what happened

"Don't worry about it, boss," Laura Jean suddenly says when the two of you at the kitchen one day. "She's just one of those power-trip women who likes getting complimented while pretending angry about it,"

"Wait, what?" you ask back, before realizing that you're talking to the sluttiest employee in the office.

Laura Jean stirs the creamer in her coffee. "You have the hots for Samantha, John. Not really hard to see that. And I was just outside the room to get me some caffeine when I heard she blew you off,"

"A classical case of H.R. done and dealt with, huh?" you say, thinking that Laura Jean is telling you she can be a witness for Samantha.

Laura Jean rolled her eyes at your insinuation. "Are you kidding?" she asks. Upon seeing your blank look, she realizes you're not. "John, I know I have a reputation, I'll be first to admit. But I get screwed, not screw other people,"