Some slight adjustment then you need to make a phone call

• My body is capable of producing as much cum and sperm as it needs to. My loads will never deplete my body’s minerals, fluids, or vitamins

• My essential fluids, minerals, and vitamins will replenish by themselves and are never at risk of depletion

Like someone had taken a shot of everything you needed and jammed it into your heart, a lightning bolt shot through your whole body. Having jumped into a quick shower...okay an hour long shower but holy fuck you needed that relaxation, you logged onto your computer and added some rules to save yourself from jizzing yourself to ****. As appealing of a **** that sounded, you still had work to do.

Now completely hydrated and loaded up on Vitamin C, D, sodium, the perfect balance of precisely the level of needed vitamins you needed. Never before had anyone’s body been as satisfied with their needs as your’s was right now. Honestly you felt like you could run a marathon, or at least into town proper. It was an interesting prospect, you noted as you took a perfect breath of air. Even breathing felt like a new experience as your lungs filled with exactly the oxygen it needed.

It made you wonder if you’d ever even get tired again, or need to eat for that matter. Well regardless of need, you were definitely going to stuff your face and sleep in, life wasn’t worth living without food and napping. If need be you could rule that back into effect you figured.

Beyond THAT, you did have bigger fish to fry. A quick check in your newly expanded memory and you dialed up a number you’d never knew before until this afternoon. All it needed was two rings before it was answered.

“Conner! Good to hear you again, always liked hearing your voice. Yeah huh, still in my home town. Listen, I need a favor, you know how to get things organized if need be. This is a tall order but its important, I need a meeting of the United Nations. I’ve got a proposal that they’re going to need to hear. I’m also going to need transportation, huh? Oh yeah whichever is fastest, doesn’t have to be first class. The sooner the better, I know it’s short order but it’s gotta get done. Thanks bud, I owe you one, say hi to the Mrs. for me!”

Hanging up your shitty smart phone with a towel on your head in your room of your mother’s house, just scheduled a meeting with the the only organization to surpass NATO in political importance in this world you’ve designed; the United Nations.