Some Naughty Folk

As Santa and I flew through the sky I searched through Santa's big book of naughty boys and girls. Santa made countless stops, taking bags and bags of toys and goodies to good little boys and girls. I helped a little but mostly I just searched for another fun stop. Somewhere over rural Illinois I found a promising stop.

"Santa," I showed the Big Man the list as he drove on through another small town, "this looks like a family that needs some special attention."

I read the details on the subject family:

1. Karl Lewis, 46 years old, a stockbroker and lawyer who was recently convicted of multiple crimes involving fraud and swindling people out of millions of dollars.

2. Susan Lewis, his wife, 42 years old. During her husband's trial it had come out that she regularly picked up young teen girls and boys for sex parties.

3. Krissy and Karrie Lewis, their 18 year old twin daughters. The girls had just been expelled from their third private high school. This time they had instigated a cruel game in which five virgin classmates had been tricked into getting drunk and, while they were out of control, had been offered up to over thirty men in a seedy bar. The young victims had been **** repeatedly in every possible way.

I showed Santa the photos of the four very nasty individuals: Karl was fit and athletic, Susan looked as if she worked out daily and had made good use of some top plastic surgeons, and the twin were just plain beautiful - blond and curvy and hot.

"Willie, you made a good choice," Santa patted my back. "Let's finish up with these toy deliveries so we can give the Lewis family a whole lot of quality time."