Solicit the women

You flash a poorly attempted charming smile, and flex your non existent muscles.

"Hello girls ... voulez vous avec moi ce soir?" you say, as you strike a ridiculous
pose.

"Grrr ... french pervert!" snarled one of the hooded figures, as she quickly points a
finger at you and utters the words, "Blind."

You are blinded!

As you stumble about, screaming in surprise rubbing your eyes in desperation to
gain your sight back, you hear the other hooded figure utter the words,
'yucandusvirr' and feel your body burst into flames!

"Sally, I really resent you calling him as some kind of insult. Really now, my father
is french!" snapped Megan, as she pulls back her hood to take a closer look
at your body incinerating into nothing but charred remains.

"I'm sorry Hermione ... I don't know what came over me." replied a sheepish Sally,
the last words you ever hear again as you fade into the darkness.

...

Your body is buried in a shallow grave, and are never found again.

Needless to say, you weren't able to accomplish your goals.