Snap your fingers

'I'M CONFUSED. WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCK HER? OR THE BLONDE GIRL FOR THAT MATTER. I ASSURE YOU, THEY WERE WILLING,' the supernatural being says after you snapped your fingers.

'Because I don't know what I'm doing!' you almost shout. In the last few seconds, it has all hit you, and you don't know if you're up for sex just yet. Especially not with such intimidatingly beautiful women. Without any experience, you know you're just going to disappoint. 'I'm still a virgin, dude!'

'AND THIS SCARES YOU?' the being asked, trying to get it's magnificent mind around this.

'Yes, it does, dude!' I almost shouted, before stopping in my tracks. 'Hang on, what's your name?'

'I HAVE NO PERSONAL NAME, ONLY A SERIAL NUMBER.'

'What can I call you then?'

'WHATEVER YOU LIKE.'

'Fine, then. I'll call you... Super. Because you're some kind of Super being.'

'VERY... INSPIRED.'

'Shut up. Now, yes, this shit scares me. I still have to do it for the first time, and you need to help me.'

'I DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU CAN DO IT ANYWHERE. ALL GIRLS WANT YOU.'

'But I don't want to disappoint them, okay?' I said, trying to make him a little more understanding. 'Please... this shit is all so intimidating. So... full on, you know? I realize now that I can't just... jump into this. I need more guidance.'

'IF THAT IS WHAT YOU NEED, I WILL HELP YOU.'

'Good,' you tell him. You see now that you've been walking towards the grocery store, and you're now right in front of it.

'DO YOU STILL WANT TO SHOP? I CAN TELEPORT YOU ANYWHERE YOU WANT, FOR YOUR PLEASURE.'