Slut Queen

Editor's note: Takes place during the Buffy episode Homecoming Queen

"Cordelia, you are going to regret this," Buffy told the popularity queen.

"Oh who do I to fear," Cordelia taunted. "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer?"

Buffy looked around the cafeteria. She had accepted her place in society. She would keep fucking to a little group. Her, Xander and Willow would have little, if frequent, threesomes. She wouldn't try and cut in on Cordy's gangbangs or organized orgies, even if her frequent fuck buddy Xander was taking part.

But Cordy was not one to let things stand. It wasn't Buffy's fault that she was on her own lunch today. It wasn't her fault that so many people had come over to see what she could do with a banana to keep herself entertained.

Cordelia though had used it as once again a reason to insult Buffy's popularity. And with the Slut Queen vote and dance Buffy knew what she would do.

"No, you have awakened the Slut Queen within," Buffy told her, knowing she would take the crown from her this year.