Slap it!

I walk up to my cousin and say, “Careful, Athena. If you keep offering your butt like that some jackass might come along and slap it.”

Then I slap my cousin’s butt.

Athena jumps at the surprise and looks at me with surprise.

“Kyle! You jackass!” She says, unable to hide a smile.

“Be happy this time it comes from a jackass you know.” I warn her. “Imagine you were doing this on the street and your butt got slapped by a total stranger.”

Athena ponders about the situation I sketched for her and says, “Hmm, you’re right. Well then, cuz. Maybe you can teach me to be more careful.”

I don’t quite understand what she means, so I cock your head and say, “huh?”

“Next time I leave my butt exposed like this, I want you to slap it.” Athena says. “This way, you can help me learn how to keep my goods safe.”

Was she really inviting me for more? This is not how girls usually act, is it?

“Are you sure about this?” I ask Athena.

“Come on, cuz.” Athena says playfully. “It can be our little game.”

I think about it a little more, but then Athena makes a suggestion.

“I’ll do something special for you if you can do it another three times today.”

Not only an invite to slap her butt but also a reward for doing so? I’d have to be crazy to say no now.

“Sure thing, cuz.” I say. “Anything to help.”

I then try and slap her butt again, except this time Athena jumps away.

“Haha, it won’t be that easy.” She jokes. “Be prepared to work for it.”

Then Athena turns around and walks off.