Slam on the breaks and swerve to the right!!!

The world is suddenly a blur of colour and the squeal and stink of tires grinding down on hot asphalt as almost instantly you lose control of the car, and the world spins in a giddy kaleidoscope around the car as you make your panicked emergency maneuvers.

You open your mouth to emit a totally manly and not at all girly scream, but it collapses into a gurgle in your throat as Minxy's hand, which is still in your lap, closes tightly in shock around your testicles, and squeezes them amazingly hard with the **** strength of sudden shock.

At the same moment there's a simultaneous deafening THUNK! and a bone shaking THUD! as the motorbike connect with the front of the car and the bike and rider go spinning up over the roof and then the spinning car smashes into a sturdy dry stone wall, the **** of the impact transfers into and up your body and drives your head sideways into the car door, and after a brief interlude of brightly bloom bursts of beautiful stars, everything goes black...