Skyward Whores

Link opened her eyes as she looked around an empty void of sorts…

“Huh…. Where am I?” He asked confused by what he was seeing..

“Rahhhhhh!!!!”

A loud roar was heard as Link looked up to see a giant beast with a giant maw and black fur…

“What is that thing?!” Said Link as a piercing light from the sky shined on them both…

“Arise Link…… The time has come for you to awaken!!” Said a weird voice

“You are fated to have a hand in a great destiny, and it will soon find you!”

“Your time has come….. awaken….Link.”

The light disappeared as the beast once again roared….

Then Link rolled outta of bed scared as he found it was all a dream….

“Oh thank god…. It was all a dream….!” He said as he saw a Skyloft bird peaking through her window..

“What the hell are you staring at?”

The bird then just spat a letter in his face as it left his house…

Link opened the letter and read it….

“Hey sleepy head…. I know how much you like to sleep in…. So consider this your wake up call, todays the Wind Ceremony, and you promised to meet me when it started….. remember, don’t keep me waiting— Signed Zelda”

“Oh crap…. I knew i was forgetting something….!” Said Link as he began to get outta of her bedroom and walk out the front door….

Link exited her house as he saw a giant Statue of the Goddess Hylia and sky town known as Sky Loft….

The farmers markets were as busy as ever it seemed as Link hurried to meet up with Zelda….

After a few minutes Link managed to find Zelda near the giant statue of Hylia as she sung a nice melody with her Lyre…

“Zelda…”

“Ohh…. Good morning Link!” Said Zelda as she smiled to her

“Hey Zelda….!” Said Link

“Hope my Loftwing didn’t give you too much of a rude awakening!” Said Zelda as they both took a chuckle..

“What’s with the instrument?” Asked Link

“Oh well… I’m going to be singing at the Wind Ceremony today…. I’m very excited for you to see me play!” She said as she smiled….

“You sound rather stunning Princess Zelda!” Said Link as Zelda blushed a little

“Ohh… please…. I’m not a princess yet!”

“You are to me!” Said Link as Zelda’s blush deepened…

“Ahh Zelda, I see you’re all prepared for todays ceremony…. and I also see Link’s awake too…!” Said Zelda’s Father Gaepora who just arrived to check on his daughter…

“Oh hello father!” Said Zelda

“Link…. I’m surprised to see you here, given your capacity for sleep…. But I suppose this Ceremony has got you all excited to even close your eyes!”

“Yep….!” Said Link

“Well give it your all on the ceremonial race, because if you win you’ll get to participate in the post race ritual with Zelda….!” Said Gaepora as Link’s cheeks blushed as she realized the opportunity she was being presented with…..

“Father…. I’m not sure if Link is going to win this race, and what if he gets himself hurt!” Said Zelda concerned for Link

“Hey don’t worry Zel…. If I’m going out, I’m going out for you!” Said Link as Zelda looks her almost happy face…

“Ohh you air head…. I dunno know what I’m going to do about you!” She said as she grabbed her by the ear…

“Oww what the heck!”

“Listen here…. You’d better fly your heart out there today, and at the very least You're going to get in some last minute practice before the race..!” Said Zelda as she brought her to a ledge…

“Alright…. Can’t we talk about this?!”

“No, besides you’ll thank me later, when you're out there as a Skyloft Knight!” Said Zelda as she held her towards the edge of ledge..

“Alright…. Call your LoftWing…. It’s almost time for the ceremony race so try to get some practice in first!”

“Wait…. I can’t sense my bird!” Said Link

“Oh yeah…. You can’t send your bird out there…. Nice try but you’re not fooling me!!” Said Zelda as she shoved Link off the edge rather forcefully..

“Whistling Sounds!”

Gaepora came over and they both looked as He then showed some concern for Linda…

“Umm… seems to me his bird is taking a while to get here!” He said as Zelda looked down with concern as well…

“Oh no…. Something’s wrong!!” Said Zelda as she jumped down after her…

She whistled her LoftWing as they were grabbed by the giant bird….

“Dang… where’s my Loft Wing at?” Asked Link as they soared up back to SkyLoft’s level…

“I dunno…. But the ceremony’s starting soon… you’ve got to find it soon!!” Said Zelda as they landed down back at the statue as Zelda tended to her LoftWing…

Next Chapter (Groose is an asshole….)