Skip to the party

Your thoughts were on the party all day and the nice selection of guys who were sure to be there. When you finally left for the party, you had chosen the sluttiest looking outfit you could think of, short of just showing up naked.

The frat house was blaring with music, and you could see people gathered outside on the steps. As you stand outside the building, taking in the sights, two guys walk past you on their way to the frat house. As they pass, both of them turn their heads and look at you. You know you have them hooked already.

"Are you headed to the party?" one of them asks.

"I was thinking of it," you respond. "Do you guys live here?"

When they say that they do, you tell them that you are new to the area and heard there was a party here, but you were wondering if it would be ok to come without a date.

Immediately they both say, at the same time, "You can be MY date!"