Sidewalk Sideshow

Reggie walked down the sidewalk until he saw a red Mustang convertible pull up to the curb in a handicapped parking spot. Two beautiful young women got out. The driver was a tall slender girl with long, thick platinum blonde hair that was probably full of extensions. She wore a short red leather skirt and a pink crop cut halter top. She had on huge sunglasses.

The passenger was a petite girl, a little curvier than her friend with dark brown hair in a thick bob. She wore skinny jeans and a black v-neck t-shirt. "Oh my god, girl," she told her friend, "you just parked in a handicapped spot."

"Oh my god, who gives a fuck," said the blonde, "we're just going to be a minute, and what's the worst that can happen, big bad parking fine? Oh no!"

"Oh my god, you're so bad!" said the shorter one.

Reggie walked up to the two young ladies. "Excuse me," he said.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," said the blonde. "It's a handicapped spot. Get over it."

"DO WHATEVER THIS GUY SAYS."

Reggie looked at the blonde. "Remove your skirt and toss it in the street."

"Oh my...." but before she could finish, the blonde reached behind her and started undoing her skirt.

"Oh my god, what are you doing?" said the shorter one.

Reggie turned to the brunette. "Pull your jeans to your ankles and leave them there for the rest of the day."

The blonde was stepping out of her skirt. "What's going on?!" she said in a panic. "Why am I doing this?"

"Stop talking," said Reggie. "Bark like a dog for the next half hour."

"Arf! Arf!" said the blonde as she tossed her skirt into the street.

Reggie pointed to a stop on the corner. "Go dry hump that stop sign pole, and don't stop until a police officer tells you to."

"Arf! Arf!" said the blonde as she walked to the stop sign. She wore a pink lacy thong. She grabbed the pole and started rubbing her crotch against it as she kept barking.

"Stop this!" said the brunette as she stood pulling her t-shirt down over the black satin panties.

"Go make out with that parking meter and don't stop until a police officer tells you to," said Reggie.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" the brunette screamed as she found herself obeying Reggie. She shuffled over to the nearest parking meter and grabbed it. She started kissing it.

"Don't forget to use your tongue," said Reggie.

The brunette started pressing her tongue against the meter as she kissed it.

"Make out like you're totally lusting after it," Said Reggie, "moan like it's turning you on."

"Mmmm," said the brunette as she began kissing the meter more passionately.