Side story: Diary of a Frustrated Housewife

13 March

“Dear Diary,

Things are starting to look up!

First it was my fingers not being enough. Then, not even my sex toys could satisfy me. Darling’s always working overtime, and even when we do have sex, it’s boring and I’m not satisfied at all!

But guess what? I met a great stud today! :) His name is Jason, and he’s a kind, sweet boy. He even helped me carry my groceries back, letting me ride in his van!

We came back to the house, and things were getting hot and heavy, when someone had to interrupt us and Jason said he had to leave! It made me kinda mad. :(

On the bright side, we did exchange phone numbers before he left. Thankfully, today won’t be the end of our relationship. :D

Unfortunately, not all is well. Jade’s been looking troubled lately, especially today when she came back from school. I wonder what’s wrong?

I did think she was looking quite... horny as of late, but a mother can’t say that to her daughter, now, can she?

Well, that’s all for now!

Signing off, Julia Wilder