Shower

You decide to shower...

You head upstairs to your bathroom, turn on the shower and strip, then look at yourself in the mirror.

You're average height, average build, and most of all, have literally the average dick size. You're still a virgin, but you tell yourself that when the business takes off you'll be able to afford any hot women that want you...

You have kept yourself manscaped just in case you had a lucky night with someone, however, and today is no different. You get in the shower, wash your hair, lather up your face and shave, then switch razors to a disposable, and do your trimming downstairs. The warm water feeling so good...