Should we, uh, start over, then? However they were going to play?

"Sure, I mean, if you have it reserved and all, I guess, um, mind if we join in on your plans?" Oh my god I'm practically naked oh my god oh my god oh my god I'm too fucked up to even fucking count them... oh my god...

"We usually play for the tab..." There are two strange men on either side of me... play it cool.. oh my god...

"We don't have any cash." Jeff is here! He should keep doing talking, not me!

"I'll tell you what, you ante up that shirt, and I'll play on your side."

"And if she doesn't?" I won't! Oh my god!

"I'll give you both of them." These guys on either side of me? You want me to reject the two large men on either side of my nearly naked self? "Against the shirt. And all four of you get a shot between each of mine."