Shopping at the Mall

You vote for the mall - and you look at Kiera and see immediate disgust at your suggestion - so you regret your suggestion as soon as it comes out of your mouth.

"Good, I think it's a great idea," Jenny responds with a really big smile - one you haven't seen in a long time. Using that non-verbal communication couples have, you can tell that she wasn't keen on the other options thrown your way and are glad you chose the mall.

As Jenny turns around to head to the door, Hailey sneaks up behind you. Whispering in your ear, she says "Me too." She lightly strokes her hand past your ass as she whispers to you.

You all pile into the car and head to the mall, which in your town is an extravagant girls' heaven. There's not a store for men in this entire place, you reckon, outside of perhaps the food court and the one token sports memorabilia store where the most affordable piece of merchandise is the signed Ryan Leaf jersey for $150.

As you walk through the front doors, the natural feeling of fear overwhelms you (the base natural reaction for men entering a mall). But you get over it when you realize that you're like a pimp, walking in with the hottest, bustiest women in the place on your arm. You happily await the upcoming adventure.