Shire Burger

Aragorn climbs into the van and looks back at the fellowship. "Alright I hope you're all prepared. It'll be a long journey, gentlmen. We do not stop 'til nightfall."

Pippin looks up from the backseat. "But what about Breakfast?"

Aragorn looks at him. "You've already had it."

Pippin: "We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?"

[Aragorn stares at him, then starts the van driving off.]

Merry: "Don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip."

Pippin looking horrified: "What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?"

Merry: "I wouldn't count on it Pip."

[Pippin grins and looks into the camera]

Pippin: "Then it's time he learned about Shire Burger!"

[Camera cuts to a rustic and homey themed fast food restaurant with a sign that says "Shire Burger" in big green letters.]

Samwise narrates: "Shire Burger provides a taste of home when you're on the road. Always clean, always fresh."

[Camera shows clean interiors and the smiling faces of employees and then customers.]

"Whether you're a solitary elf, ranger or wizard..."

Gandalf approaches the counter: "I'll have a Number One combo to rule them all!"

Samwise continues: "A party of dwarves..."

Thorin and company looking up at menu with Thorin speaking: "If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."

Óin lifting his hearing trumpet: "What did he say?"

Bofur: "He said we can order whatever we want!"

There's much cheering especially from Bombur.

Samwise continues: "Or a raiding warband that has had nothing to eat but maggoty bread for three stinking days! Shire Burger's plentiful variety of menu options have something bound to please any palate."

An orc points and issues a triumphant bellow: "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"

Pippin: "The salted pork is particularly good."

Gimli: "Nothing like red meat off the bone!"

Smeagol: "Our only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy swee-eeet!"

Samwise: "Don't forget the taters!"

Gollum: "What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?"

Sam : "*Po-tay-toes!* Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew... Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. Even you couldn't say no to that.

Smeagol: "Oh yes, we could! You keep nasty chips!"

Sam: "...You're hopeless... Oh, lovely. Every order comes with free lembas bread. And look! Even more lembas bread!"

Legolas: “Lembas bread. One small bite will fill the stomach of a grown man.”

Merry: "How many did you eat?"

Pippin: "Four. *Belch*"

Bilbo: "We should just come here for my next birthday!"

Frodo: "There's no place like the Shire... and on your journey there's no place like Shire Burger!"

Bilbo: "Stop in on your next adventure! Shire Burger... Where the Hobbits eat!"

Gandalf adds: "Now open late!"