Shenanigans

Aa the family sat down for breakfast, John had fun.

"So, what are your plans for-" Selena asked Jessica, before being paused.

"Sel?" Jessica asked, before she was paused as well.

Miranda and Brie hugged each other, scared, before...

"Give me a W!" Miranda cheered as her outfit changed to standard cheerleader garb. "Give me an H! Give me an O! Give me an R! Give me an E! What's that spell? Whore!"

"Sis!" Brie cried. "I don't know what's going on!"

She took baby Kim and began to leave, before...

"Ugh, I have so much work to do," Brie said, now thinking she was a teen mom.

She went back into the kitchen and rocked Kim back and forth.

John then got to work on the others, setting each in a different room.