She walks away.

She stands before you silently for a few minutes, during which you assume she is simply thinking. Regardless of what she is doing, you take this time to continually look her over, unable to believe she is actually standing this close to you, let alone that you're mid-conversation with her.

Finally, you notice her breasts bounce slightly as she snaps her fingers.

"I got it!!" she says.

You can hardly wait to see what she decided. Instead of telling you, however, she starts to leave the room.

"Uhh... Carmen?" you finally say.

"Yeah, John ?" she asks, turning to face you again.

"Don't you think you'll need me to be with you if you're going to prove something to me?!" you ask her.

"Of course!" she says. "I'm sorry; I just assumed you'd follow my ass!! Most straight guys do!"

"No doubt!" you tell her. "But MOST straight guys didn't just get married!"

"Why should that matter?!" she asks. "I'm headed for your wife!!"