She volunteers the answer before you get to ask.

Between the remarkable scene I had witnessed only moments earlier and a sudden awareness of the intimate nature of my own potential infirmity, I found myself too tongue tied to know where to begin in my inquiry. I stammered silently as Mrs. Olivia turned away to enter something into her computer. She pulled up a file labeled with a name I recognized as my own.

Finally, utilizing every molecule of willpower in my body, I uttered a single word.

"Um..."

Useless, I know.

Either not hearing my useless utterances or mercifully ignoring them, the nurse loudly addressed me over her shoulder from her place bent at the waist over her computer's keyboard. "So I take it you're here concerning some mysterious pain in your nether regions, is that right, Mr. Doe?"

I felt all the eyes in the waiting room semi-surreptitiously fall upon me at this. Meaningful words once again eluded me.

"Uhhh..."

Completing some blank field or another, Nurse Olivia hammered on the enter key and turned around to meet my idiot gaze.

"I'll take that as a yes." She smiled at me sympathetically, then turned back to her computer.

"Now, I don't want to panic you without reason, but as I just mentioned, a large, overwhelming in fact, number of male students have been "out sick" recently due to a mysterious malady."

I didn't like the tone she'd said "out sick" with. Still bent over the computer, the nurse's shapely uniform-clad ass gently swayed back and forth as she spoke, out of either careful consideration... or perhaps subtle excitement?

"Now, I'm not saying you have the same thing they do... which if detected early is indeed treatable-"

I felt a hand on my shoulder, and turned, startled. It was only the nurse's aide, Amanda, gently guiding me down as to lay on the examination table.

"-but if left untreated... well, I don't want to scare you with technical talk, at least not until I've completely examined you and can say for sure what it is, but let's just say it's quite fortunate that you came in."

The nurse continued filling in forms on the computer. I was completely horizontal, laying flat on the table, and Amanda's hand still rested on my shoulder. I looked into her eyes to perhaps see what the aide thought of all this, but her eyes were elsewhere, lower on my body.

"So without any further delay-"

The nurse turned around, snapping the second of a pair of latex gloves onto her wrist. She had a certain intensity in her eyes that I found to be unexpected.

"Let's begin the examination!"