She lets go of the keg.

Not thinking clearly, Ashley releases the keg with both hands in order to cover up her now totally bare breasts. As soon as she does so, her forehead slams down on the edge of the keg and everything goes black.

An indeterminable amount of time later, Ashely wakes up, Kelly and several partygoers faces are leaning over her.

"Oh my god," Kelly says, "are you okay."

"What happened?" Ashley says. The last thing she remembers is walking to the party in that ridiculous Halloween costume.

"Here," a boy in a skeleton mask says, "sit up and drink this." He helps her to a sitting position and puts a glass of water in her hand.

"You were doing a keg-stand," Kelly explains, "and you fell and hit your head. It was actually pretty epic."

"Oh," Ashley says. "What's a 'keg-stand'?"