She leaves to check out the other trailers.

(FIRST_NAME) left Melissa Joan Hart's trailer, taking the money, of course (after all, why waste 500 bucks in cold hard cash?) (FIRST_NAME) had been a bi-sexual for quite some time, but Melissa just wasn't her type.

She wandered through the maze of trailers, then... BOOM! She literally bumped right into a door that told her there may be hope after all. Jane read the name on the star-shaped sign on the door and a smile crossed her face.... "Larisa Oleynik." She opened the door just a little bit and saw a pair of grey shorts laying on the ground with a pair of black panties laying on top of them. And, as Larisa herself said in her movie, "Ten Things I Hate About You,"... "Nobody buys black underwear unless they want someone to see it."

(FIRST_NAME) scanned the room and... bingo! There was Larisa, but she wasn't alone. She lay there with nothing on below the waist except for a pair of white socks. Larisa was having a huge black strap-on dildo pushed in and out of her by... (FIRST-NAME)s best friend, Elissa. Elissa was pushing harder and harder every time and beginning to pick up speed as well. Jane slowly slipped into the trailer and noticed a blank check of Larisa's on the table. "Oh my god!" (FIRST_NAME) thought to herself, "She got the same offer. The only difference is that she, as usual, gets the better deal."

Then a voice caught her off-guard. It wasn't Larisa or even Elissa's voice... (FIRST_NAME) turned to the door, and there was Alicia Silverstone, one of the sexiest actresses of all time (Had it not been for a few really bad roles, she could have been a big star).