She laughs.

Sarah burst into uproarious laughter.

"John, that is just so ridiculous! It looks like you tied a string around the base!"

"Doesn't it turn you on, Dear?"

"No, but I'll give you some pity sex for effort."

John was crushed. His wife had laughed at his member before, and it immediately made all his hopes go flaccid; he felt like a total loser. Except... this time it didn't; the boner stayed up, and somehow he found himself wanting Sarah more, wanting to show her this wasn't a joke. He leaped at her and knocked her over onto the bed, pushing her thin tank top up as he went and chewing on the dividing strap of her bra. Without bothering to unclasp it he shoved the bra up over her tits and began licking the cleavage between them.

"John!" Sarah's eyes went wide. Usually when she laughed like that he curled up and withered; this time he seemed to have finally gotten aggressive. This was what she'd been hoping he'd do for quite some time; maybe that little ring wasn't such a bad idea after all. She reached down to unclasp her shorts but he beat her to it, whisking down her over and under wear in one swift motion. He started tonguing and nipping at her snatch in a way he'd definitely never done before and that was turning her on rapidly.

John didn't know what had gotten into him, but he was happy it was there. Normally he'd be disgusted by smelling his wife's pussy and all the weird sexual fluids it produced, but right now it was driving him wild. He could tell by the change in her smell that it was driving her wild, too. He asked himself why he was licking and nipping at her labia while nosing her clit, but realized he really didn't care why.

Sarah spread her legs and pulled her shorts and underwear the rest of the way off. This was not only the most forceful she'd ever seen John, it was also the fastest and possibly deepest she'd ever been aroused. Sex with John had always been slow and comfortable; this was totally new and Sarah decided she liked it.

As John licked and bit his way back up his wife's stomach he realized something wasn't right. Without thinking he grabbed Sarah and flipped her over, then massaged her tits from behind while pushing her ass up his torso. Once it was in position he thrust into her vagina from behind.

"What the fuck is he doing?" thought Sarah as he entered her. Long slow strokes, right? Instead John inserted his cock and left it there, twitching with short sharp thrusts that repeatedly shocked her most sensitive area. She found herself panting in time and moaning inside at that and the mix of pleasure and ache where he was firmly squeezing and releasing her chest.

"John! I'm going to... I'm going to..." She came, faster than she'd ever done before. While lost in her ecstasy she felt the rush of his semen filling her up with warmth. She collapsed on the bed with him lying on top of her licking and kissing her neck and earlobes.

Sarah thought of a dozen smart comebacks, but none of them were really appropriate. She told herself she didn't have the breath, but the reality was that she was totally satisfied for the first time ever.