She is going to fuck every man up!

"Lana? Lana...? LANA? deep breath LANA!""

"WHAT?!?!" Lana cried out

"Hehe, LASERS, they're attached to this car! How AWESOME is this. It's better than TRON!" Archer cried pushing random buttons on the villain's car that they just "commandeered".

"Well we wouldn't have to be shooting anything, if you didn't bang Frau Cougar. Stop the car now Archer." Lana furred her brow looking right into the ear of the speeding Archer.

The car slowed to a stop. "First of all, she was too hot to ignore despite her age, and second... Wait where are you going?"

"Away from you asshole! And by the way, Frau Fulsom? Looks an awful like your mother, don't you think?" Lana walked away and heard the predictable noise of Archer vomiting into his lap.

"Good luck Freud boy!" Lana exited the hanger, and found herself back on the streets of New York.

You were walking with your Starbucks coffee late, for your stupid internship. Working for a big bank SUCKED! You took a quick turn around the corner and flew back onto your ass. You had ran into the most gorgeous women in the world, just your luck! She was 6 feet tall and wearing heeled boots. Her beautiful brown hair was parted elegantly and she had the most piercing green eyes. She had DDs, tight waist and beautiful black hips contained by a Mustard Yellow Mini Sweater Dress. Which now had coffee all over it... "Shit" You sigh.

"What the shit!" The brown goddess looked down on you. You did not like the look in her eyes. She continued, "I do NOT have time for this today! I need some release! Or maybe...?" The woman picked you up by the shoulder and pressed a button on her key chain, popping open a trunk of a nearby car. You tried to protest, but you were quickly thrown inside, the boot closing behind you. You tried to exit but it was closed tight, and the car was starting to move.

You soon got tired of screaming and tried to ease your heavy breathing. Soon the rocking of the car stopped and with the door opening, blinding light leaked in, soon you could tell this intimidating woman had brought you to....