She is arguing with her boyfriend and you intervene

You and Lauren quickly discover that Jessica’s boyfriend, well ex-boyfriend you guess, is also at this restaurant. It is hard to hear what either is saying because they are both just scream at each other. He gets up from the table, grabs her arm, and she slaps him across the face.

You decide this has gone too far and try to interject, “Okay, buddy, I think that is enough. Let her go.”

“And just who the fuck are you?” he replies while staring you in the eyes.

“He’s the guy who has been giving me the nasty hotel sex I’ve been begging you for.” Jessica replies before you have a chance to say anything.

He lets go of her arm and, with his head help down low, growls, “Get the hell out of here before I make you regret it, asshole!”

“Are you talking to me, little man?” you bark.

“Don’t worry about him, Mark,” Jessica laughs, “He all bark and no bite, just like his tiny dick. If he were half a man, he’d ask you for pointers in bed. Then maybe he could satisfy a woman.”

He walks straight up to you and gets in your face, and whines, “I’ll never let you take her from me.”

“I can’t believe how much of my life I wasted with you.” Jessica exclaims, “Lauren and Mark have shown me what a real couple looks like.”

He bumps his chest into yours, and you bark, "I warn you that I will defend myself,"

"Oh, you will, huh?" he says as he takes a swing at you.

You easily duck his swing and come back up and slap him across the cheek. He throws several more punches, each hitting nothing but air. Finally, one swing gets close to Lauren as she is trying to separate you two, and that’s when you decide enough is enough, and you just punch him square in the nose. As he falls back onto his ass, blood is already gushing out his nose.

“I’ll be by on Sunday to get my stuff.” Jessica hisses at him, “and you better not be there, because Mark will be with me. Now, if you don’t mind, I have some dirty hotel sex to attend to.”

And with that, you leave the restaurant with Jessica on one arm and Lauren on the other.

As soon as you round the corner Jessica gushes, “Holy shit! That was amazing. Thank you so much…Wow, I’m so full of energy right now. I feel like I have a new lease on life. I could run a marathon, or dance all night, or don't know...I'm just excited and want to do something. How about it? What should we do now?”