She arrives!

A knock on your apartment door a week later has you running to answer it. A woman stands there in a yellow shirt so thin it leaves nothing to the imagination regarding her very big titties. She has a few large bags in her hands. Her shorts conceal a moderate sized bulge.
"Hey...stop looking at me like a piece of meat...unless you plan to eat me!" She giggles. "I'm Jill, but you already knew that! Can I cuuuuuum in?"
"Sure, I'd be happy to have you in me," you tell her, returning her verbal foreplay. You look her over again quickly as you gesture for her to come inside of your apartment, and notice her moderate bulge is now obviously a rapidly hardening cock! While you gawk, she squeezes past you, her protruding chest and crotch catching on you. As you close and lock the door, you hear her putting her bags down, and then you hear a zipper being pulled down! Jill unabashedly turns to face you. Her hard cock is sticking out of her zipper. It is long, but not two feet long.
"I was going to tear my shorts," she explains. "These girly shorts have like no room in the front for a hard cock."
"It doesn't look very big...you sure you aren't just looking for an excuse to get naked?" you tell her.
"I am having a small day, ok? And by the way, just because it's not very big, doesn't mean it's not still big! Definately no room in those shorts once it gets hard!"
"Oh, I suppose you are right...it is still big, but I don't think it's big enough to tear those shorts. Looks drippy though."
"Well, why don't you pull down your shorts too? We can take care of that if it's bothering you." She pulls down her shorts and lets them fall to the floor. She steps backwards out of them and stands with her hands on her hips and pride in her eyes as she glances down at her erect pole dripping onto her discarded shorts.
"That's a rather obscene image there," you comment as you drop your shorts. You figure she took it as a compliment judging by how her cock jumps and another long string of precum drips onto her shorts. You are going to be very wet.
Jill watches intently as you bend over and pick up her shorts. She seems puzzled as you wipe the tip of her cock with them. Then you put a foot through a leg hole.
"Wha?" she starts, puzzled.
"I'm taking care of it. You know...I want to know whether you were making excuses to get naked."
"Oh, okay. They are pretty wet with my precum, you know?"
"So?" you ask as you put the other foot in and pull them up. You can feel little spots of her slime getting on your legs as you do that. You didn't really pay attention to her back. Are they supposed to be this tight in the ass? They were rather loose up until the last little bit. Now her slime is getting all over your junk and butt. All up between your cheeks, too, you realize as you tug them into place and wiggle around as you do. If they weren't wet, it might have been harder. You do pull the zipper up easily and there is still some room in front as you let your hard cock stick out of the top.
"Umm...not to nitpick...but your cock is sticking out."
"So?"
"So that means that mine couldn't fit!" she exclaims triumphantly.
"No...you said that you would tear them. If you did it like this, then they wouldn't tear. So you were just making excuses to get naked."
"And that's a bad thing?"
"No, I just deserve a prize for being right. And are these things supposed to ride up between my butt cheeks?" You turn around.
"Haha no you just have a big butt!"
"And I'm all wet up there too. Well more sticky than wet now. You want to feel?"
"Definately!" Jill puts her palms in the middle of your cheeks and squeezes hard and then kneads them. "I like how these shorts shape your butt to look like mine...only bigger!"
"It feels pretty good when you grope me too."
"That's really hot. You want to fuck? You said you would be happy to have me in you, right?" She cracks a wide smile.