She answers; honestly.

“Well John, that depends on what you’re asking. If you want to know about my characters pussy, then the answer is yes, it has a little hair, but if you were asking about me, the answer is that I’m very, very smooth down there.”

I swallow hard and Doe watches me, gauging my reaction or something maybe.

“R-really? That’s very interesting, any particular reason why you keep it….smooth?” I ask, trying to sound nonchalant and everyday but fearing my embarrassment is obvious.

“Its feels better. Of course, you have to keep it well maintained or the regrowth would drive you crazy. Plus I think it looks quite attractive, though it’s only myself that see’s it.”

“I’ve never known anyone who had a smooth vagina Doe.” I blurt.

“Really, what do all the girls you know have, what’s popular?”

“Well, trimmed a bit I guess, y’know, or a…a strip and stuff.” I answer.

“Be honest John, you’ve never ‘gone down’ on a woman before, have you?” Doe asks, putting her hand on my knee, and looking straight at me, her eyes unblinking.

“W-well, y’know, I’m still young and stuff so I still have lots to learn…..” I bumble, not really saying much of anything.

“I didn’t think so, trust me, once your mouth has been around a bald pussy, you’ll want all pussies bald and smooth after that. Do you trim your cock hair at all?”

Noticing that we’ve strayed a little from the game I answer: “Err, no. Is that bad?”

“No it’s not bad, but it’s all about presentation John. When a girl first pulls down your pants, if she is greeted by a thicket of hair with a cock in the middle, you can bet she’ll spend 1 minute down there giving you half-hearted affection before moving on, sound familiar?”

Wide eyed, I nod my head, Doe had basically summed up what had happened the last 3 times a girl has gone down to give me a blow job, only to be ‘finished’ a moment later.

“See? You boys are all the same! You want the girls to look like models but think tucking in a shirt for yourself is the height of sophistication. Listen to my advice John, I’ve been around a while and I can help you figure out the female mind. We’re not that complex, if you know how to read us.” Finishing that last sentence with a Cheshire cat grin, before downing the rest of her wine.