She-Hulk

In the coming days you ponder on which heroine will be the next member of your harem. After much thought you decide on The Sensational She-Hulk. She's the complete package smart, funny and most important absolutely beautiful beyond measure. Currently she isn't a member of the Avengers or the Fantastic Four. Luckily it shouldn't be hard to find considering she practices law publicly it's just a matter of setting up an appointment with her.

Later at the Law Office of Jennifer Walters

"Thank you for meeting me so late at such short notice Miss Walters." You sit across from the Jolly Green Giantess herself.

"It's no problem Mister... actually my secretary didn't give me your name." She laughs "But she did inform me that this was an emergency."

"Emergency may have been a bit of an exaggeration. But my business just couldn't wait. Now, Jennifer," Slipping her first name into the conversation "I need you to Sit there and listen very closely to me."

"Okay" she says to you going along with it nonchalantly.

"Very good, I'm in the need of a lawyer your my company, and i think you would be perfect for the job."

"Really," she says smiling "So what does your company do exactly?"

"I run a very profitable Brothel in lower Manhattan." You say matter-of-factly.

"No really, what does your company do?"

"Well as some less enlightened individuals would say I am a pimp."

"What?" She tries to jump out of her chair but her body betrays her. "What the hell!!!""

"I thought that your reaction would be violent. That is why I requested you remain seated for our meeting." you say adding "And don't bother trying to call for help I sent your Secretary away for awhile. She'll be busy fucking every homeless man she meets for the next twelve hours."

"How could you?

"If you mean why did I, well to be honest she's not really up to my standards in the looks department or I would've pimped her out for money." chuckling to yourself "I have powers to tell people what to do." Muscle visibly struggling even underneath her conservative suit. "We'll have plenty of time to talk in the car."