She-Hulk totally submits

She-Hulk looks you dead in the eyes and says, "I know this will sound totally weird, but there are few people out there who can stop me from doing whatever I want, and frankly, it gets boring. I'm running out of ideas. So, I need to recharge my creativity. To cut to the chase, I'll hand myself over to you for one week, I will do anything, and I do mean ANYTHING, you ask me to do. Well, I'm not going to die for you, but other than that. What do you say, you interested."

"You shitting me?"

"No."

I can't believe She-Hulk just offered herself to me...