Shailene Woodley

By all accounts, the star of the "Divergent" movies, as well as several "Spider-Man" movies, Shailene Woodley, was not one to attend many Hollywood parties.

Which made her appearance at this one something of a rare occurrence, but that didn't mean she wasn't going to be a tough nut to crack once she was there.

As evidence of this, you have watched quite a few men try to charm their way into her tight black pants that she is wearing, along with a loose-fitting white shirt, only to see all of them fail, usually because they were out-and-out rude with her.

None of which was going to deter you, since you thought you had picked up a thing or two from watching all of them fail, and the first thing you do as you approach her is think of something witty and not at all sexual to say to her.

Finally working up the courage to go talk to her, you cross yourself as you begin to speak to her, hoping this quest will not be in vain.

"Here goes nothing," you tell yourself as you give her your opening line, hoping this goes well and you don't end up like all the other guys she has been turning down all night long.