Sexy pirate costume

She stands there in thigh high soft brown 4" heel boots, a ruffled white skirt, red and black bodice cupping her DD breasts, a pirate's hat on her head, and wearing what looks like a real flintlock pistol and cutlas on her belt. "Aaarrrg matie, ye be lettin me in to the party, or ye be walking the plank at the point o' me sword." She rattles off with a big grin. But as she looks in your place and doesn't see anyone else, let alone a party she adds, "What the hell." And glancing left to see her friends car speed away, "Fuck, I knew it was stupid for me to head in first to register for the door prizes, while they went to get more beer."

"Sorry, can I help you?"

"Yeah, um I seem to be at the wrong house sorry to bother you." She pulls out her cellphone and goes slack as she realizes the battery is dead. "Wow this just gets better." Turning to you she adds, "Whell you see the thing is this, I am supposed to be going to a halloween party at what I thought was this address, and I had the bright idea to go in and get us registered because there were supposed to be cool door prizes, along with $1000 bucks for best costume, and we realized as we pulled up the pamphlet said BYOB and we brought jack. Now it looks like it is me that is getting jack. Unless perhaps you could give me a little help?"