Sex

"This might be a little bit too much to ask... but..." Your penis begins to grow.

"Yes? What is it?" Ash replies.

Your dick has now become a giant boner of a monster. "Maybe if we have a good fuck, things might get better?"

"What? How's that suppose to help our friendship?" Ash gasps in shock, totally unprepared for what you just said.

"Well, I don't know, we connect our parts together... and it brings us closer? Plus, it will help with all the emotions... the feelings I mean, sex is very relieving last time I checked. Good exercise too." You laugh, tempted to stroke your cock at the sight.

"I'm sorry Jake, that's just gross. We haven't even talked in such a long time and we aren't even in a relationship, and you want to have sex? Go find some other girl to bang with, just not me." Ash growls.

"Wait Ash, I didn't mean to-" You begin to say.

Ash hangs up the phone, leaving you in dark silence.

End.