Setting up Penny

"Drive to the nearest **** store," ordered Reggie.

"Oui, Master," said McKenzie as competing commands filled her head.

"So, Penny, are you giving a speech tonight?" asked Reggie.

"Yes, I've been working on it all week. It's called Empowerment in the Age of Man."

"Let me see it," ordered Reggie.

Penny got a suitcase from the backseat and pulled out the speech. Reggie read through it, the word empowerment was sprinkled liberally throughout. "I need to make some changes," said Reggie. "YOU WILL LOVE ALL OF REGGIE'S CHANGES TO YOUR SPEECH."

"Sure thing," said Penny. She gave Reggie a pen from her brief case.

Reggie when through the speech, and ever time he came across the word empowerment he crossed it out and wrote anal sex over it. He then changed women to wenches, men to masters, and respect to semen.

McKenzie pulled into the parking lot of a **** store.

Reggie turned to Penny: "YOU TRUST EVERYTHING REGGIE DOES OR SAYS. HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT. HIS JUDGEMENT IS SOUND. YOU CRAVE HIS APPROVAL AND KNOW HE KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU BETTER THAN YOU DO!" "Give your dumbass maid your credit card."

"Of course," said Penny. She reached into her purse and handed McKenzie her credit card.

"McKenzie, Penny wants you to buy her bright purple lipstick, blue green eyeshadow, and the biggest pink bow you can find for her hair. Buy the cheapest makeup they have and buy every box of condoms in the store." He turned to Penny. "Don't you agree?"

"Oh, of course!" said Penny. "Get to it, McKenzie."

"Yes, ma'am," said McKenzie.

As McKenzie shopped, Reggie told Penny to toss out condoms to the crowd before her speech, and idea Penny loved.