Set her up for a fuck

"My dick always fits perfectly in any woman's pussy, anus, or mouth for her maximum pleasure. My semen makes women orgasm whether I ejaculate in them or on them. The blonde in the robe will think any suggestion I make is incredible.

I walk up to the woman. "I think you should invite me inside for coffee," I tell her.

"What a great idea," she says. "Come on in. I'm Tina."

"You should call me 'Stud.'"

"OK, Stud!" She leads me into her kitchen. "I'll have to make a fresh cup."

"No problem. Do so without that robe."

Tina takes off her robe. She is only wearing a pair of light pink silk panties.

"You should be OK with me seeing your body."

"Oh, I don't mind at all," said Tina as she turned so I could get a nicer view of her perky 32C breasts."

"What do you do for a living, and are you married?"

"No, divorced," she said as she rinsed her coffee pot before taking out the old filter and putting a new one, as she continued, "I handle the parties and catering at Nine Pines Country Club."

"You don't work mornings?"

"I usually go in around 10 unless there's a brunch or something." She finished putting the coffee on and turned around.

"You should enjoy men my age ogling your body. You're quite sexy."

"Awww, you're so sweet, Stud." She moved some hair behind her ear in a playful flirtatious way.

"In fact, you're so sexy, Tina, I have a raging boner. I think we should fuck right here in the kitchen."

"What a great idea!"