Session 0

Welcome to "The Character Creator!" Here we will create the vessel you will man through your adventure. Before a life can begin, we need a soul, a building block to judge, love, demean and lust over. Will you be highly intelligent? Will you be strong and bulky, will your charisma take you to victory, or could your constitution survive the greatest of injuries.

In this game all abilities are rolled based on your character’s stats these stats are Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma. To put it in a way a boy like you would understand,

(STR) Strength: is how strong you can thrust

(DEX) Dexterity: is how accurately you can hit a lovers G-spot

(CON) Constitution: is how well you can take getting cream pied

(INT) Intelligence: is knowing not all STD’d are transmitted sexually

(WIS) Wisdom: is knowing to put on a condom

(CHA) Charisma: is how good your dirty talk is

These 6 stats effect your entire character sheet. They take the form of +’s and –‘s, so when I ask for a (DEX) roll you would roll your D20 then add the bonus from your (DEX) stat. Some like (STR) add to your attack rolls, (CON) adds to your overall health, and others have more specific “sub-abilities” I may call for. So instead of asking you to roll (CHA) in general I may ask you to roll the more specific Deception.

Let’s put this into practice then I want you to go into the customize tab on your right and assign these bonuses to the Six stats however you see fit. Alternatively roll your own bonus’s if you know how.

(+2, +2, +1, +1, 0, -1)

(STR) [ ____ ] (DEX) [ ____ ] (CON) [ ____ ] (INT) [ ____ ] (WIS) [ ____ ] (CHA) [ ____ ]

If your still unsure about your placements that’s fine because you’ll get a chance to change them again once, you have a class but for now jump the page to see what your starting stat’s look like.