Send her on her way

She craves cum and piss in her hair at least once a week.

"Head your way, bitch."

"Fuck you, asshole." The woman turns on her heel and leaves, now unaware of the piss and cum in her hair.

You walk back out to the sidewalk and head on. You go to cross and street and see a woman coming the other way. She is tall and slender with short shorts, a loose fitting black top, sunglasses and a hat. She looks like a hipster.

"Hey, cool hat. You look pretty in it," you tell her.

She looks at you with a smug look. "Hmph," is all she said.

"Problem?" you ask.

"Not from scumbags like you," she says.

You smile.