Send her on her way, for now

Kat's last statement gave me an idea. "Sexbot Kat, you will put your pants back on, call an Uber and have the driver take you to a frat house at USC. Since you love the smell of semen in your hair, you will do whatever it takes to get you hair soaked in semen. After your hair is thoroughly soaked in semen, come straight back here. Understand?"

"I hear and obey," said Sexbot Kat in her robotic monotone followed by "I enjoy masturbating while I sniff sweaty jock straps." She put her pants on and picked up her phone to summon an Uber.