Seems someone was more observant than you thought

“Yeah” you look to Steve “What do you mean?” you ask curiously.

“If… if….” The rest of Stevens answer is an unitelligble mumble.

“Could you repeat that?” you ask, curiosity overruling the hard on in your pants for a moment.

“If…. He was not a guy. Mark I mean.” Steve ventures staring at the floor.

“What the heck!? What do you mean if I wasn’t a guy?” Mark demands angrily. The sight of the petite redhead in a frilly maids-uniform asking why anyone would think she wasn’t a guy is almost enough to crack you up.

“Well, ” you put a hand on Stevens shoulder, causing her to flinch and look at you with wide startled eyes “if you don’t think it counts why don’t you give it a try next?”

“I?” Steven looks even more like a deer in the headlights now.

Mark snorts “Good ide-hey!” she starts to get up into a standing position but is interrupted when you snake an arm around her waist and gently pull in the opposite direction causing her to end up sprawled across your chest and lap. “Please” you tell her “stay a while.”

“But I thought Steven….” Mark protests half-heartedly, even as she gets more comfortable on your lap.

“We have the whole evening.” You answer “and you are a great kisser. I’d be a fool to let you slip my grasp so easily. Besides ” you gently take one of her hands and place it in your crotch “ there are other places than my lips you could take care of.” Her eyes widen in understanding and her hand flinches away as if she had touched a live wire. For a moment it looks like Mark is about to protest, then – with a deliberate motion - she places her hand on your crotch again “Leave it to me.” She assures you with a small smile and gives your dick a light hesitant squeeze through your trousers.

You nod in approval “Take your time. Get a feel for it before you plunge in. ” you tell Mark before turning back to Steven “Why would you think Mark here isn’t a guy?”

“Well, you have been acting kind of ….different since you asked all these questions. “ Steve explained haltingly ”And then I remembered the first question and …well…… Occams razor.” Well dang, that is the…third time, was it(?) that your plans weren’t as waterproof as you thought ” But saying anything would have ruined your game and Kate told us to play along. So…. ”

Steven stops as you feel a small hand slide into your trousers which is just as well because right now you are wholly focused on soft finger gripping your dick and giving it a few experimental squeezes. The look of fierce concentration on Marks face as she gauges your reaction almost makes you come then and there.

Almost.

But this time you are determined to see this show through to the end. You fight down the urge and grab Mark lightly by the wrist causing her to pause her ministration before she can send you over the edge. “You are getting a bit heavy” you explain as she looks at you in a mixture of relief and confusion. Her visible relief when you gently pull her hand out of your pants is short lived however, as you continue “Your hands feel amazing, ” and turns to shocked realization as you continue “ but I bet they don’t compare to your lips. ”

“You want me to blow you!?” Mark asks incredulously.

“I mean- I will if that’s what you really want ” she adds in a slightly calmer tone when you just smile and keep looking at her “It’s just- ” she averts her eyes “I got myself of with my hands plenty of times. I am not sure how good I’d be with my mouth.”

You raise an eyebrow “That’s your reason for preferring to give me a handjob?” you ask bemused

“Ir’s the only one that counts right now.” Mark replies with a pout.

“I am sure you’ll do fine. ” you reassure her and give her a light push with the arm you have around her back to tell Mark to get off you lap. “I’ll do my best.” She assures you as she slides down onto her knees between your legs. After a few moments staring at your zipper as if she’d never seen one in her life – probably gathering her courage – Mark gets to work with a surprising amount of vigor.

The sight of her fingers trembling as she unzips your pants and especially the way she glomps onto your erection as soon as it springs up, have you genuinely worried about all sorts of accidents for a moment. But luckily the natural talent for sex you gave her, prevents any nasty accidents relating to fingernails and teeth near your most precious part.

Her lips travel up and down your shaft, getting you nice and wet with her saliva, and the process is like nothing you ever felt before. At first she just sucks lightly on it, her blue eyes fixed on your face gauging your reaction as she tries to find a rhythm. It feels nice.

And then she gets the idea to use her tongue. And that feels …… You imagined getting a blowjob before but you never thought it would feel so damn good. The way Mark keeps glancing up at you, to see what works and what doesn’t as she settles into a rhythm makes it even hotter.

Soon after you feel the orgasm build, and screw your eyes shut with a sigh of relief as you finish in her mouth.

When you open your eyes again Mark is sputtering and coughing as semen drips from her mouth to the floor below. She looks utterly miserable, and you wonder if maybe you have gone too far. Then you hear Derek complain “Watch it! Don’t get any on the couch. ”.

“Wha…*cough*” Mark looks up at her friend in bewilderment. You also can’t help but wonder what the heck Derek is thinking right now.

Derek, realizing she is the center of attention now gives Mark an apologetic look “ Don’t get me wrong. I get how you feel. I do! It’s just…. We’ll have to throw the carpet out. And that’s ok. But the couch is….. it would be a shame if nobody wanted to sit on it because of the stain. ” the last words are just a mumble and she keeps shooting you nervous glances. Which probably has a lot to with the way that brief bout of compassion you had for Mark is quickly overshadowed by consternation that the guy who was supposed to be Marks friend seems more worried about the upholstery than his *actual friend.*

“Say Mark,” you ask without taking away your eyes from the nervous Derek “Since your friend” you pack the last word with as much sarcasm as you can “seems so worried about the furniture, would you rather clean up every last drop of it or would you rather Derek used her mouth to get me ready for round two -drawing it out until I’m good and ready instead of a quickie- and wouldn’t stop until she had swallowed every single drop. ”

“Pl…” Derek barely had time to say anything before Mark said “Derek should show us how to do it.” with a small wink and a small pout.

“I didn’t menut llu ud. umgumph” Dereks protest were cut off as she bent over to gently take your dick into her mouth. The vibrations of her voice against your flesh were …strange but kind of pleasant.

Ignoring him you look at Mark “Do you want a minute to rinse out?”. Instead of answering she hurries off to the kitchen. Which prompts Mark to redouble his efforts to speak around your dick and gesture for her to come back. Which Mark completely ignores.

As Mark leaves the room you notice idly that even the way he runs looks a bit feminine now. Not full-on girly, but there is a certain grace to it now. And that last look over her shoulder before disappearing from sight; you are sure it wasn’t meant to convey she was wishing she was in Dereks place – probably the exact opposite – but it sure looked like it.

After a few more failed tries at communication Derek gives up, and instead tries to find a comfortable position crouching beside you on the couch. You can feel the life slowly returning to your loins in response to her efforts, but it will probably still be a few minutes until you can get hard again.

So deciding to make the most out of your still moderately unclouded head, you turn to Steven “So you figured it out, did you?”. Steven nods nervously, her eyes flickering between your face and Dereks face buried in your crotch. Internally she is probably freaking out, but the way she unconsciously licks her lips make her look equal parts nervous and eager.

“Clever girl.” You chuckle “And cleverness should be rewarded. So tell me: What do you want? ”

Her eyes widen in surprise at the question, then Steven closes her eyes and puts her finger to her chin “What in-deed.” She murmurs in a tone that suggests she has something naughty in mind.

It takes Steve a while to come to a decision. Not that you mind, Dereks tongue and lips are a wonderful distraction. Her technique is quite different from Derek, alternating between gently taking your half erect dick between her fingers while licking it and using one hand to massage the base of your shaft as she takes the tip in her mouth to swirl her tongue around it. Like alternating between a popsicle and an ice cream cone.

“Can you ” Stevens voice takes you out of your reverie “ Can you just stop. Please? ” the last word is accompanied by her best attempt at puppy-eyes. A VERY good attempt. You hear Derek make a muffled sound of surprise as your dick twitches at the sight of this blushing girl looking at you with these wide pleading eyes. And leaning forward in a way that gives you an excellent view of her cleavage.

“Fine.” You finally relent “ I will wrap this up. ” and immediately feel bad for giving in so easily “ I’ll even give you a way to get out of this without touching me. So would you rather have Mark come back here with minty fresh breath for a heavy makeout session with me until Derek swallows or do it yourself? ”

Steven stared at you for several long seconds, chewing her lip, before taking your hand and placing it on her chest in one deliberate motion.

You really weren’t expecting that

Feeling your hand suddenly full of wonderfully soft boobs the second time in your life you instinctively grope them, eliciting a small yelp from the girl. You start to withdraw your hand thinking you might have hurt her, but she quickly places her hand over yours pressing it back against her chest. “N-no! It’s ok. I was just surprised.” She quickly assures you, as she leans forward to press her lips to yours. Her lips feel fell almost as wonderful as Dereks down below, and you enjoy the small appreciative sounds Steven makes as you play with her breast. “If I had had any doubts” she murmurs into your ear after a long and lingering kiss “ getting all hot and bothered from having my chest played with, would have settled them. ” she gasps slightly as you give her another squeeze “And from the way you seem to enjoy it.” and gives you another quick peck before whispering into your ear “But I know something you will like even more.” leaning back slightly to reach up behind her neck to untie the ribbon holding the upper part of her bustier in place. Seeing where this is going you take your hand of her boobs so not to ruin the moment.

Her breasts sag slightly as he cloth pressing them upward and together for some spectacular cleavage falls away to reveal them in their full -and certainly no less spectacular- glory.

Steven fidgets cutely under your gaze before murmuring “Must be quite the pair” with a coy smile. “Maybe another kiss will break the spell.” She whispers leaning in, to put her lips to yours again. But this time you feel her open her mouth slightly shortly after and a small tongue shyly probe your lips.

You open you own mouth in answer and the intimate kiss soon turns passionate, as Steven starts to fumble with the buttons of your shirt while your hands return to her bare chest. Drawing on the crash-course about foreplay during your time with Elizabeth you soon have her gasping and moaning into your mouth as you stroke, massage, squeeze and kiss various parts of her beautiful body. And all the time Derek is doing a wonderful job of teasing your dick, slowing down each time you near orgasm to let you simmer down a bit, causing your to gasps and pants to mirror Stevens .

After about a minute of you exploring her curves, Steven takes you by complete surprise as she starts fumbling with the buttons of your shirt. “Well it’s not fair that I’m the only one getting naked” she replies flirtingly when you ask what she is doing, before nibbling on your ear. Soon she is draped across your naked chest her breasts rubbing against your skin, and murmuring sweet nothings and encouragements as she trails kisses down your neck.

Then you feel Steven stiffen in your arms and for a moment you think she is having an orgasm before realising Derek has frozen too. A moment later you can feel Dereks hot breath on your dick as he starts to mumble frantically while her hands start patting herself down. A moment later Dereks muffled shouts are echoed from the kitchen “What the fuck!? What the fuck!?”

You hear someone running down the corridor, muttering curses under her breath the entire way. A bewildered Mark appears in the doorway, “Guys, I….” she chokes on her words as she takes in the two identical girls making out with you.

“Welcome back Mark.” You say, taking your lips away from Stevens neck for a moment “Do you want to join in too?”

“Wha- No!” Mark exclaimed hastily “I- Who--- Why do I have boobs?!” she asked with a confused pout, using both hands to lift them up in a gesture that– totally unintentionally – looked extremely suggestive.

That is enough to send you over the edge, Dereks mumblings are replaced by a muffled choke as you cum and laugh at the same time.

“Because….” You say between bursts of chuckling “you are a girl my dear. You- hehehehe you all ahahahare. The haha- the hahahaha the same girl.”

“I see that. What -” Mark asks as she stalks across the room looking far more cute than threatening “-the hell did you do?”

“I made it easier for you to seduce me.” You answer between fits of laughter “The look on your face!”

“This isn’t funny!” Mark stamps her foot, her death glare rather ruined by the cute pout and maid outfit she is sporting “What the hell is going on here?!” she asks bending down in front of you.

There is an audible gulp from your nether regions, then Derek whispers hoarsely “This is a dream. It has to be!” before running her tongue along your shaft to collect the sperm clinging to it. “ A dream.” *lick* *swallow* “Just a dream.” *lick**swallow* “Just a dream.”

“I’m afraid not.” Steven slowly shakes her head as she gets back up, running a hand lightly across your chest as she withdraws her arm. Then in one fluid motion she reaches out to lightly slap Marks chest causing the girl to yelp and jump back in surprise. “It feels to real.”

“So we are actually-” Mark starts, lightly rubbing her chest, her eyes tearing up slightly.

“Yes.” Steven says “We somehow turned into identical maids. And magic is real.” She gives you a look that is hard to read. “So what now? Do we start calling you master?”

“I-” your laughter has mostly died down by now “ I didn’t really make any plans beyond this.” You admit.