Second mode

The number buttons are like phone buttons with letters above them except for 1 and 0. You see a button labled "2nd" and push it just to test the softness of the buttons. Suddenly all the words, numbers, and letters on the remote go blank except for one letter by eight buttons. There visible letters are O, P, L, F, T, S, B, & I. You have no idea what they're for, so you pull out the instructions.

You turn to the section marked "2nd" and read: "The following are commands that you can send to other people. When pointing the remote at someone and pressing O, the person will orgasm or as long as the O button is pressed and the remote is pointed at the person. P will make the person lose control of his/her bladder. L will make the person lust after whomever he/she is looking at. F will make the person loudly fart for as long as the button is depressed and the remote is pointed in that direction. T will put the person in a hypnotic trance and be suseptible to any command given as long as the button is depressed and the remote pointed at him/her. B will make the person loudly burp, and I will make any person's body part itch that the remote is pointed at for as long as it's pointed."

"Yeah, right!" you think. You see a woman in her forties come jogging your way. She's in great shape with a firm body for a woman her age. You point the remote at her.