You encounter an elf!

Encounter with elf guard

While searching the Workshop, one of the elf guards notices you and approaches. "Hey! Why aren't you on the production line, boy?"

How will you respond? {if Bondage level > 5}With this gag in my mouth, it'll be difficult to convince the guard to let me go! Should I try to seduce him instead...?{else}I might be able to come up with a good excuse, but the way he's looking me up and down, I probably have a better chance of seducing him...{endif} {if Cookies > 0}Or I could distract him with one of Sugarplum's cookies... {endif}