Scream in terror!

The troll continues to hold you upside-down as she shouts at you.

"Just what do you think you're doing? There's a sign right there that says you have to pay the toll!" She says as she shoves your face into the sign. "Can you not read?! Are you stupid?! It's because of deadbeats like you that I can't afford to keep this thing properly maintained!"

She continues to shake you violently. "It's bad enough I have to live in such a tiny home, but now I don't even have a roof because of you."

You start apologizing profusely in the hopes she will stop shaking you before you throw up inside your armor.

After your fifteenth "I'MSORRYPLEASEDON'THURTMEI'LLDOWHATEVERYOUWANT!" she finally calms down and drops you on the ground.

"You damn well better," she says as she crosses her arms over her chest and makes a pouty face.

You slowly stand up and take a good look at what you're up against.

Before you stands a 9-foot tall bridge troll (how did she ever live under such a short bridge?). She's wearing typical troll rags (it's hard finding clothes that fit you when you're that tall). She's got green skin, large, pointy tusks jutting from her mouth and razor sharp claws that look like they could shred a horse in moments.