Scholarship requirement

One day Sarah got a note in the mail saying she was qualified for a scholarship at the local university.

The catch -- the only scholarship available were for practicing nudists. Which meant she had to qualify as a practicing nudist in order to get said scholarship.

"There must be some mistake," Sarah told her mother.

"I wish there was, sweetheart," said her mother. "But I suspect there's not."

Her mother made a few phone calls and confirmed that the letter Sarah received was indeed legit.

"There's no way we could afford to send you to college without a scholarship," said Sarah's mother. "So you're going to have to make a choice. Discontinue your education and immediately enter the job market as a clothed woman or else become a nudist so that you can go to college. You decide."