Scarlett and Dua arrive

Scarlett came in the door, Dua on her heels.

"You got all the women I requested," John said.

Scarlett nodded. "Does this mean..?"

"Scarlett, robot mode."

Scarlett stood stiffly at attention beside Dua.

"Scarlett-bot online," she said. "What are my orders?"

"Engage housewife programming," John told her.

"Installing necessary data..." Scarlett said. Her body twitching as the chip installed everything it got from the Internet on how to be a good housewife into Scarlett's pretty head.

John turned on the TV and saw Charlize Theron going up to get her award.