Scarlett Johansson

Ah Scarlett Johansson, one of the most beautiful women in the modern world. It had always been a shame that you’d never had gotten the chance to be with her... until now, that is. Of course, you didn’t know of any way to get close to her, and the way you were now certainly wasn’t going to get you anywhere. So, with the $500 you “were given”, you took a trip to Los Angelas. There, you quickly made short work, setting up appointments for physical, plastic, and dental surgeries. With that out of the way, you started your pursuit for Scarlett.

You decided the easiest way to find her was to find her manager, and so you went to Disney offices, easily getting guards to let you through even their most protected of files. A nice manager even was able to hand you her manager’s name right before she decided to masturbate to the thought of you, before forgetting you completely.