Scare her

Gina seems to be going on about some story she finds hilarious. “And then, I swear to you, he says, ‘The early worm gets the-’ ”

“Boo!” you yell. Gina freezes in place for a few seconds, prompting her friend to look back and forth between you and Gina with worry in her eyes. It doesn’t look like you really startled her, so you’ll have to try again.

“ ‘-gets the worm.’ That’s what he says.” She finishes her joke with much less spirit for her second delivery. “He’s fucking senile, seri-”

“Booooooo!” you call, this time slightly higher-pitched and longer. Gina’s shoulders bunch up this time, but still no girly cry of fear to embarrass her in front of her friend or anything. She’s a tough customer. Okay, one more try.

“seriously,” she continues. “The other day, he had to ask some kid if he was a b-”

“BOOOOOOOOOO!!!” you bellow, undoubtedly disturbing everyone in the lounge. Gina abruptly stands up and pivots on her heels to face you. Well, she seems mad. Vengeance complete? Mission success? Not really what you had in mind, but it will do.

“Alright Crotch Cushion, what the hell are you doing here? And would you stop making so much noise?” she asks.

“Punishing you for not battling me!” you declare.

She stares at you for a few seconds, dumbfounded. “Are you sure you’re not a prostitute? You’re dressed like one. Your tits are practically popping out of that skanky dress.”

“Shut up!” you snap, trying to pull your dress up a bit but finding no slack.

“Hmph. You’re on a ship full of wealthy, classy individuals, yet you don’t even have enough class to keep your nipples covered. Even the girls in bikinis have more modesty than you. How did you afford the ticket, anyway?”

Your face red with embarrassment, you’re too focused on finagling your dress to hear her question. You hate having someone call you not classy! But no matter how hard you try, there’s just not enough fabric to go over your nipples…

“Well, not like it matters. You seriously stalked me onto this cruise just so you could get your ass beat? *sigh* I’m sure you’ll bug me for the entire cruise if I refuse, so come on, let’s get this over with. There’s not enough room here, though. We’ll go out by the pools.”