Say she can stay but he wants Natasha

"You know, Tanya," Matt said as the three of them settled down for the night, "it's great that you're here but I don't want just you. I want you and Natasha. I've pretty much spotted you for a threesome since the first time I saw you."

Tanya pulled away from where she'd been cuddling with him. "What?"

"I mean, come on. Blonde and brunette. Your long legs, her big soft tits. Either one of you is great, but the two of you together is what really makes it fly."

"So you won't fuck me unless I bring Natasha into the deal, is that it?"

"I'm not saying I won't fuck you." He reached for her tits. "It's just that Natasha has to be the long term goal."

"Jeez, I guess my mom was right."

"Right about what?"

"About all guys being creeps. I mean, sure you want Natasha too. Everyone would. Sometimes even I want her and I'm the farthest thing from a lesbian I know. But to come right out and say it like it's my job to deliver your fantasy. What kind of asshole does that? Oh, wait. You don't have to answer. Every single guy in the world. Maybe I should become a lesbian. At least that way I wouldn't have to deal with idiots all the time."

"But Tanya--"

"Shut up, Matt." She pushed him away. "I'm going to your sister's old bedroom. And tomorrow I'll find someplace else to live. Hell, the streaming is going pretty well. Maybe I can afford my own place. Not on the Hill, of course, but somewhere."

"But Tanya--"

"What part of 'shut up' isn't coming clear to you. Because I can shout it louder."

"I'll come with you," Karen said.

"But--"

"Come on, Matt. I've been enabling you, helping you get all these girls and just when the hottest girl in school is ready to sleep with you you do a dump on her. I mean, golden showers are sexy but scat? Complete grossness."

"Mom?"

She sighed. "What do you want me to do, Matt. I won't leave you because I know I'm partially responsible but really. Don't you think that, if you'd just played it better, you could have had Tanya helping you get Natasha because she wanted to make you happy... because she was crazy about you and grateful to you and... well, your fuck-toy?"

"Uh, can we start over."

"It doesn't work that way in real life, Matt."