Say no like a boss

"Nah, the bed looks like too small for the two of us," you reply with a slight in cheek undertone.

"I thought you say that you can last until morning? Why do you need to sleep?"

"Yeah, but even I do like my sleep and waking up late. There's two people who I know that do it at the crack of dawn until late of night, screaming enthusiastically all the while," you say as you recall your friend Lee and his teacher who have the propensity to be over train themselves while annoying other people.

"Screaming?!" Honami question incredulously. "From morning until night?"

Of course, you're just playing a prank on her, knowing very well that she's misunderstanding their training sessions as sexual activities. "Their acquaintances are pretty normal by comparisons. One of them used to talk about how it fated while penetrating other people while the other have hundreds or even thousands of toys with her at all time."

You are not lying; Neji talked about fate while attacking you with the Juuken strikes that penetrate your defense while his team mate Tenten calls her weapons toys.

"And you're a stamina freak."

You smile at Honami. "You make it sounds so bad."

"I'm just thinking that I want to offer you something..."

You raise a hand to stop her. "I know what you're trying to say but even though you're very attractive, I have to decline. I really think that the amount I pay for the information is worth that much. Besides, my teacher taught me three things about you 'Ladies of the night',"

"Let me hear them."

You raise a finger. "One, most of the time, most of them wouldn't enjoy their work despite how 'responsive' they look to you." Next, you raise another finger, "Second, if they made the choice to be in the profession, it would be a mistake to assume that they need to be saved. In fact, it is a personal affront to think that they need saving as only they can save themselves."

"Those points are correct, even if the first one is off in this case."

Wait, did Honami indicate that she wants to fuck you? Damn your chivalry.

"What a bummer. I was looking forward to it but you cunt block me," Honami sighs. "So what's the third one?"

"People in your profession can be the best source of information."

"Your teacher seems like an old hand in this game, I guess. So what's his doing right now?"

"Soliciting services in a pub somewhere, I guess."

Honami gestures to the door. "Well, like you said, I've provided the information. So off you go."

You leave the room but remain near the door. After a minute, you hear slightly muffled wet sounds followed by Honami's moaning. You stay rooted as you keep listening to her masturbating herself, only leaving after she finish.

Once in your room, you masturbate as well, imagining how things would have gone between the two of you if you're aren't such an idiot.