Say "Hi" to Jon

"Hey Kevin" Jon greets you. "Did you bring your usual gang? My dad does business with Tom Bradley's dad and while all the Bradleys' can be annoying they are important enough to put up appearances. While you would be welcome here anyway, thanks for putting up with Tom and bringing him out. His cousin Erica is here and she is the only one in that family that's not obnoxious."

You point out that he really only likes her huge knockers and pretty face. You tell him Bobby and Joe are also here. He says they're cool and to make sure you all get plenty to eat and drink. You and he then go to the Great Room and you watch as he laces the punch and many of the open bottles with a few drops of a clear liquid that he says his brother got from his weed dealer. The liquid is supposed to excite the girls to the point of them practically **** you (unknown to him, it also makes them very fertile). He advises you to stick to beer as who knows the effect of the secret potion is on guys and then thinking for a second, tells you not to talk about the additive. He tells you a porno is playing in the basement theater and the hot tub is clothing optional. He then goes off with a lighter and what appears to be a large doobie.