Savior in white leather

Held in place by the titanic muscles of a colossal moron wasn't helping my day any.

"Come on guy's isn't bad enough I have to work here? do you gotta make my day any worse?"

"Guys? Do I look like I am a guy?"the girlfriend nearly yelled.

The girl stood there honestly looking offended. And if she was right now I didn't care. I should, but I didn't.

"Oh sorry the lack of tits or any other distinguishing female parts kinda threw me off." Yeah I had a smart mouth, but it was true. If she had a square jaw she really would have been hard to tell the difference.air

Silently a figure entered the store. Her hair was perfectly straight, long, and the color of the night sky on a starless night. Her rich chocolate eyes took in the entire show and she sighed. Her voice held boredom by the balls as she spoke.

"Put the schlong slinger down."